I am turning thirty this year, but that’s okay
Because I got carded at the LCBO the other day!
And let me say, to those who care,
That the wine was for cooking. Seriously, I swear!
(Though I won’t deny that I enjoyed a glass or two
Of leftover wine- well, what else was I to do?)
So, God bless that cashier and the Asian tendency
To look young… well, at least ’til we hit sixty.